Neighbours read out my black eye!?

Any accepted wisdom on what to bring up to date them?

How do i know? I need awnsers now please comfort me please please please?



Answers:    errrrr the truth as to what really happen ? or if you don,t longing to consequently simply read out i'd to some extent not read out .

Yeaterday i hit my thumb with a hammer...?


This is the Gods honest truth - I be playing next to the dog and get caught by her paw.

Edit: :0) The dog didn't black my eye, it be my sisters dog.

I be playing beside ??'s 2 year weak and he smacked me next to a plastic sledge hammer, that cause concussion which is why I thought I owned my sisters dog, (Trixie Fifi the third - her show ring name). When I come around within A&E the doctor asked what happen and for some rationale I could smell s4!t, which made me have a sneaking suspicion that of Trixie.

I can hoot something like it immediately, but it wasn't funny at the time :0)

Really numb hand..help guys...gratefulness?


Classic response - 'You should see the other guy!' A friend of mine who suffered a black eye wore clothes to contest as the colour changed from blue to green to sickly - vastly fetching! Doesn't really situation what you relate them. They are going to suggest you get vanquish up. Sorry,

What's a good way to bruise a rib?


Just say aloud you would fairly not reenact the episode. Worked for me. Or influence you turned your boss into a pole. I did that since *embarrassed face* Tell the truth.

Then I don`t know you won't win a black eye again. Unless you really do amble into a door?

If you get a bad sunburn, later turn brown, the start to peel?


Classic, you walk into a door- which have a fist sagging bad it.. Your daughter did it when i tried it on.

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