Im depressed i need some funny stories to trade name me fall over laughing?

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Answers:    Me too, mix the club sweety. My poor self, I cant deem of anything worth laughing or even making a moment or two smile at right in a minute. SO... here's a hug. Just know in that are other populace out here going through what you are.

Silly but actually somewhat...suicidal?

Well, once I be mowing a huge grassland (commercial property) and I be on a mowing pushcart (it's a coup¨¦ attached to the mower so you don't enjoy to walk).

Anyway, I have no shoulder bag on it because my stepdad said it be short ample to mulch. Two ladies tramp out of the building while I'm right at hand so I achieve to disengage the blade really speedily (without putting the safekeeping on first) and I lose control of the mower as it spins out from underneath me and it flies towards the other side of the building, not quite stopping from hitting it because of some bushes. Well, the two ladies stroll by laughing hysterically.

Another one:

I be walking through downtown Tokyo at darkness, down some subway stairs and thought that I be a physical playa and thought that a girl be checking me out, so I looked away merely to be cool- missed a step and almost fell flat on my obverse. A guy contained by the situation go, "Huh huh..."

Well, these aren't dropdead funny, but they are degrading.

Is it strange to have no fears??

One of the golfing partner said that his wife have come contained by the house and said "the motor requirements seeing to". The husband said "why what is wrong near it". His wife said, at hand is marine contained by the glove compartment". The husband replied, "river!! surrounded by the glove compartment, where on earth is the car". Wife said, "within the river".

Another one

Two populace from Norfolk be touring the USA. They stopped to go and get some petrol. The sports car owner asked if the attendant would spread the coup¨¦ next to petrol. The reply come, "yes sir, but we christen it gas". The wife said, "what'd he read out?" The husband said "they telephone call petrol gas here". The coup¨¦ owner said to the attendant, "could you erect the bonnet and trade name sure the grease is OK". The attendant said " we telephone it the hood". The wife said What'd he utter, The husband said, "They phone it the hood". The husband and attendant stood conversation for a while, and the attendant asked where on earth they be from. The husband replied that they be from Norfolk. The attendant said "Oh I be in that during the time of war, the sex be awful". The wife said What'd he enunciate, the husband replied, "he know you"

Can anyone give me some good direction?

yo mama so black that she drank river and later she pissed out coffee.

yo mama so stupid, that she be staring at a box of red liquid for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.

i don't know what's more red, my shirt or your d¨¦colletage

Depression..drugs?..HELP?

the girl above me took my thought!! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3bOJWToP...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wQdYPXg...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBo3jpiu...

hope these back you =) CHEER UP =)

Fiance may have bipolar/anxiety/depression issues?

I don't enjoy any stories. but I own some video that at lowest possible form me snigger! help yourself to a look at them...hope you quality better soon!
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